Run Sophie Run [x]

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sloth-with-a-blog:

thatpsychowriter:

For all of you who are worried that there might be secret mind readers in the room just try MENTALLY SCREAMING and if anyone jumps or flinches, you know

you really live up to your url

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“You guys are gonna get pitch-slapped so hard, your man boobs are gonna concave.”

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Game of Thrones Sex Tip 40 

agameofsextips:

Realize your friend is a girl. Develop crush. Begin working out shirtless. Then, instead of staying with her, tell her you’re going to join a group of weirdly religious, unwashed men.

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Game of Thrones Sex Tip 2 

agameofsextips:

In the middle of sex, scream, “WHERE ARE MY DRAGONS????” and run from the room.

Tywin vs Olenna: A Summary

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that-kid-from-london:

borinq:

how do I give good hand jobs?

FIRMLY GRASP IT

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