Run Sophie Run [x]
For all of you who are worried that there might be secret mind readers in the room just try MENTALLY SCREAMING and if anyone jumps or flinches, you know
you really live up to your url
“You guys are gonna get pitch-slapped so hard, your man boobs are gonna concave.”
Realize your friend is a girl. Develop crush. Begin working out shirtless. Then, instead of staying with her, tell her you’re going to join a group of weirdly religious, unwashed men.
In the middle of sex, scream, “WHERE ARE MY DRAGONS????” and run from the room.
Tywin vs Olenna: A Summary
how do I give good hand jobs?
FIRMLY GRASP IT